May 2013
biologytextbook:
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
brbjellyfishing:
Maroon√25
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
doll-ballet:
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
rneerkat:
a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*talking to therapist* yeah i’m pretty happy i guess. but i’m not tampon commercial happy
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
MODEL FOUND MURDERED IN HER HOME.
WITNESSES SAY SHE WAS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
shavingryansprivates:
i always laugh when people ask me how i type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day for 3 years you’d probably type fast too
6*
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
If you haven't heard this today:
thereisnoimpossible:
- You are beautiful
- You are worth it
- You are loved and needed
- You are stronger than you think
- You will get through this
- You are here for a reason
- I believe in you
- And i love you
voldemortandco:
zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
allmymetaphors:
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
sherbot:
theboywhofangirled:
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
The reason I don’t do it is because I’m afraid that the feeling of satisfaction won’t be as good as the feeling of craving it.
